Choose Windows. Choose 95.
Choose a fucking debugging career.
Choose IIS. Choose a big NT workstation.
Choose VB, IE, ActiveX players and electrical tin openers...
Choose VISA and end up wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose a future. Choose Micro$oft!
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I choose not to choose: I choose something else.
And the reasons? There are too many reasons.
Who needs reasons when you've got Linux?
(Kicking Ass Since 1994)
PS: Bend Over 'coz we're right behind you!!